Saturday, March 28, 2015

My Story



The Lyrics Would Obviously Be Wrong In This Case

I have filed a "Certification of Identity" with a FOI/PA(Freedom Of Information/Privacy Act) request with the FBI in records to discover if there is any evidence of the taking of my Creattive Sound Blaster creation of "Pretty Fly" by the Offspring. If that fails to produce any evidence then I am going to try to find some independent audio engineers to separate the Lyrics from the music in 2 key songs that have ridiculous quantities of "Dans" said in them. This song and "Hypodermic" also by The Offspring. Despite my being there and my certainty of the many "car sessions" I did in Largo, FL and my "Pretty Fly" production. It will be a difficult Legal Battle to undertake although it shouldn't be when the opposed party in my suit The Offspring hear my settlement offers.
Things are coming down on me They never seem to let it be It seems like everything I say just starts another fight The pressure's building up inside I gotta ...
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I know Lyrics are often misheard.  There is even something on the web known as "commonly misheard lyrics".  In this case there was way too much repetition of my name that I intentionally injected into the lyrics.
 -Penzant

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Disorganized Recollections from facebook Posts

I realize that this blog today is a collection of disorganized thoughts as I gathered them from posts on facebook that were my recollections that I have had and also As I posted them as web snippets with illustrations in my blog Daily Inz.
I plan on putting these epiphanies and remembrances in better chronological order so they can be seen and understood as a clear Story involving modern technology and intrigue.
The nature of the internet is that it's a seemingly disorganized intermittent collection of posts that forms a difficult to read journal or diary as it was not intended to be that.

Too Many "Whoas!" and "Yeahs!"

The likely scenario: The Year 1990
The new somewhat accomplished band The Offspring were hired to
do covers in Live performances.  It began during their second album "Ignition".  My voice as I sang along with instrumental music was used beginning with the second album Ignition and also in the "Ixnay On The Hombray" album.  I am certain my "Car Sessions" were used in four albums up to the "Americana" album which has the hit "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" as I recorded that song using a Creative Sound Blaster in 1996.  I dubbed rock sounding  music from my television that was hooked up to my audio system.  I used the sound bite "Unter Gleeben Glautem Globen" that I got from the beginning of Def Leppard's song "Rock of Ages" so both songs start with the same exact words.  I copied Pretty Fly from my computer onto a cassette tape.
I was arrested in Boston , MA for Possession of Firearms without a license in 1996 and the FBI searched my apartment and that is likely when they found the Pretty Fly recording.
How much further than the Americana album and Pretty Fly that my voice was used I am having trouble determining as the lead singer Dexter Holland's voice is very similar to mine.  They have not used my voice or my car sessions for new recordings for some time now.  But those car sessions and Pretty Fly are what brought them to fame and still get the bulk of the radio play.



This is a Recording I made In 2007 in Seattle, WA titled OnDownTown by me Penzant.  It has not been stolen or lost yet.  I have failed to make any recordings since that I have been satisfied with enough to publish.  If I were to win a law suit to recover damages as compensation for making Pretty Fly and other recordings I will hire bands and build a music studio to remake OnDownTown and do more recordings.

Link to OnDownTown on MySpace

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

I AM THE ORIGINAL FIRST VOICE OF The OFFSPRING proofs in this blog

Correction:
The Second Big Clue I realized was hearing Borrow Dan at the end of the song "Gone Away" not "Me and my Old Lady".